COMPLAINTS

I have alot to complain about!
Has anyone ever had something they REALLY want to do, but no matter how much they try it just doesn't work out every time?
Like maybe your baking muffins that never rise, or your trying to talk to a girl but chicken out?
And each time you prep yourself up for talking to this girl, your all mentally psyched out for it. You strut up to her, your best stud face on. You open your mouth to make a smooth pick up line, maybe compliment her hair or ass... then you clam up and your mind blank. QUICK! Rescue plan! What do you do??
"Uhh.. excuse me, do you have the time?"
Then you run out of there with your tail so far between your legs that your wearing it as a scarf.

Or your muffins.
You've tried every recipe under the sun, you've asked others how they make their muffins - whats their secrets?!
You put all your best muffin making skills and knowledge together for the creation of the mixture. You heat the oven to the PERFECT temperature. You put the tray in, and you plant yourself in-front of the oven to watch them rise up and be all they can be.... You sit there for 25 minutes and they are still just as much of a pancake as they were when you popped them in there.
Another failed attempt.
ANOTHER emotional blow that makes you want to scream and yell! WHY CAN EVERYONE ELSE DO THIS?!


I have one of those problems, and its driving me all over the house - not only up the walls.