IM BACK

Hello readers!
Im proud to say that I'll be putting more effort into my blog, and I'm sorry I've been such a slacker about it for the past month or two (oops). This is the part where I'm supposed to be like "But it wasn't my fault! I've been busy at work or busy stressing and raging about work!" Or "I haven't been home that much!!" Or "Whenever Im at home I'm just too tired... and our internets been really crap anayway, its just shuts down for no reason..."

All of which is true, but to be honest, its mainly just because I lost all my fingers in the biking accicdent and I've had to learn to type with my nose.

I've got a bunch to talk about. Its good, I'll try to spead out my fantastic and exciting news over the week instead of all in one post - I know that reading my nonsense can be a bit much for the ordinary brain to cope with (which is good, because I am now selling KBC. Also known as "Keep your Brain Coping!" which is an all natural medication specifically for those readers out there that just LOVE their daily dose of Orangejar!).

For one, I think I've decided on a name for my DARL'N car! Im thinking "Jaffa". Cause he is just another fcking aucklander, and hes red (ish). He isnt brown on the inside though (I mean, I do clean him sometimes).
Im actually scheduled to take him for a drive any moment now, Im having a DL with my dad. Driving lesson. Blegh.
I don't mind driving, but when its with dad, he always picks hard things like PARKING!

SO until we meet again, I'd watch your back if I were you.... Cause I'll be driving. I might very well run you down on accident if your not careful.